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The Official General Tso’s Chicken Song- F*** KFC

Website: www.generaltsoschicken.net A song about everyones favorite chinese dish, General Tso’s Chicken. Lyrics Hello I take it your order Yea let me get a uhhhh…let me get a order of General Tso’s Chicken General Tso’s chicken anything else? Mmmmm let me get a egg roll General Tso’s Chicken Egg roll ten minute ok Aight thanks…hurry up wit that shit General Tso’s Chicken Chick 8X General Tso’s Chicken! itunes.apple.com When my stomachs rumbling And I need something Chew the finger lickin General Tso’s Chicken Speed to the China Wok My neighborhood China spot Order what I need in 10 minutes I’ma have it hot Eggroll on the side and a bottle of the ice tea Mr. General Tso’s all together wit the rice see 3 second rule in effect if by chance I should drop it But let me get a spoon cause I’m no good wit the chop sticks I don’t need no time, to look over the menu Let me get a order of that General Tso’s! Can you Hurry up Ms. china bitch Can I get my food quick But I don’t say this to her face cause in my food she might spit I might be eating puppy dog, I might be eating kitty kat I might be eating rabbit or I might be eating alley rat Some fell up on my shirt and I caught it wit the quick speed Walked up out the restaurant wit stains on my white tee. General Tso’s Chicken Chick 8X General Tso’s Chicken! “Out in the street they call it Chicken!!!” I don’t want no pork chow mien I don’t want no beef low mien Just let me get a steaming plate of that General Tso’s man Spicy when …