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Machete maniac beheads British woman in Tenerife !

BRITISH woman was decapitated by a madman with a machete on the holiday island of Tenerife today. The crazed killer attacked the 60-year-old without uttering a word in a shopping centre in Los Cristianos. Witnesses said he then fled the store with the severed head in his hands, with blood dripping to the ground. Security guards chased him down the street and rugby tackled him to the floor, holding him until police arrived.In a video posted on YouTube, witness Colin Kirby of Tenerifemagazine.com said: “There were people shouting. There was a Hispanic-looking guy walking behind me, looking very scruffy, muttering to himself, carrying what I thought was a joke head by the hair. The blood – it just made me think, Clash of the Titans.” “I thought: the guy’s a nutter, it’s a joke. “I’d gone a bit further, the Chinese come running out the other shops, running down towards the big shop where he’d come out. “The security guards came out, they chased him across the road. By this time he’s empty handed. They got him on the other side of the road, just by the cultural centre. A couple of people tried to get him, they flattened him, got him on the ground. “The police arrived. The security and the police had to hold people off – they were queueing up – they were trying basically to kick the hell out of the guy. “Now the place is a madhouse. There’s police, ambulance, security and big areas roped off. “I spoke to an English couple who were in the shop. They said they couldn’t believe it …