How to pick up ASIAN CHICKS!!!
Ricky Chao shows Youtube how to pick up Asian Girls. Disclaimer: Viewer assumes all responsibility for the use or misuse of these sentences. They may or may not be translated properly. Editor: May or may not? They’re completely wrong! This guy is a disgrace to Chinese people everywhere! Disclaimer #2: Stop drinking the Haterade, start drinking the bubble-tea! Editor: The sentences actually mean… Disclaimer #3: Don’t do it! I’m warning you… Editor: Wah! Lay ho fey ah! — Wow! You’re so fat! Ai Yah! Ho Yeung Seuy Ah! — Holy sh-t You’re ugly! Gnaw Mo Cheen, Mo Jeu Jeu! — I have no money and no penis! Lay Seung Mmm Seung Mun Gnaw Gaw See Fut Loong — Would you like to smell my —hole? Disclaimer #4: You’ve ruined the joke… are you happy now? Editor: And the last sentence means… Disclaimer #5: *Jackie Chan kick to the editor’s face* Disclaimer #6: Pow! Mo’fucka! Follow Ricky on twitter: www.twitter.com Also subscribe to: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com The theme Song for Ricky Chao is: Spazzmatic Polka Written, performed and produced by Kevin McCleod The song can be found here: incompetech.com The music license can be found here: creativecommons.org



Fri, Aug 5, 2011
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