Mandarin Course

Daler Mehndi – Han Teleporterar Taliban

Actual song named Jalwa by Daler Mehndi. The intentionally misinterpreted Swedish lyrics are as follows: “Daler och det hemliga vapnet” = ‘Daler and the secret weapon’ (of the talibans, but that’s just implied later) “Han teleporterar Taliban” = “He’s teleporting Talíbans” “Yeah, han är en mjäkig mjäkig en” = ‘Yeah, he is a feeble, feeble person’ (Bush referring to Bin Laden) “Äsch, han har ett mesigt gäng” = ‘Pfft, he’s got a weak posse’ (Bin Laden referring to Bush) “Yes, fast han sunkar fett igen” = actually pretty untranslateable, since it’s really awful swedish but approximately ‘Yes, but he truly sucks again’ (Bush about Bin Laden again) “Du är full med rättighet” = ‘You’re full of righteousness’ (this is a slight in-joke referring to the usual Kung Fu movies, whose translations include the word righteousness in about every sentence)(Blair to Bush) “Och med jacka och hagel i häl” = ‘And with a jacket and buckshot in his heels’ “Kommer Yassir och avrättar dig” = ‘Yassir comes and executes you’ “Hon stjäl min cigarr ej här” = ‘She doesn’t steal my cigar here’ (this is where it gets totally incoherent) “Och Gunnar när räcker det?” = ‘And Gunnar, when is it enough?’ (equally weird) So, as you see, it’s supposed to be a pretty harmless joke. Not in our wildest dreams could we imagine that it would spread this much… -Magnus Fällmar From this site:www.dtek.chalmers.se

Summer Girls – LFO

Yeah…I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? …when we met..That summer?? [Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I’d take her if I had one wish, But she’s been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 1:] Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began You’re the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can’t speak baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn’t Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain’t speaking Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Chorus:] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I’d take her if I had one wish, But she’s been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 2:] Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and …