Mandarin Course

Bruce Eeee! Funny Martial Arts SFX!

Want to hear martial artists making hilarious sounds? Then you’ve found the right video! This video has funny sounds from an old martial arts film, making them even worse because the timing is off! Have fun listening, but don’t laugh too hard. Unfortunately Godzilla never makes an appearance in this video, but that doesn’t make the video any less funny! These are the absolute worst sound effects, voice overs, and actors ever in history. I mean sure, Dragon Lee was quite the martial artist, but I’m sometimes wondering about the director.. What was he thinking? Doot! Eeee! Hmmm! Uhmmm! Nunchuks, katanas, flying through the air while obviously being suspended by cables, superhuman jumps, annoying voices, throwing pots across a room, doors that you can clearly see the breaking point before they’re even broken, and horrible props. That’s what makes this video special. Just so you know, this is just a parody video, it’s not intended to offend anyone. Martial arts takes much skill and patience to master, and is nothing to make fun of. But Chuck Norris might be! The roundhouse kick of death!! The one inch punch miracle! The oracle of feature films. This has been your new look at an old movie eeeeee eeeee eeee eee ee e !